What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:50

Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Are narcissists happy people generally?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…